- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Oh, go away

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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