- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

so... how about that airplane food

Gay's

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Womens rights

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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