- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Replacement Referees

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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