What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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