Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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women's rights

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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batman has diarrhea

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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eat a hot dog

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Bad grammers.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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