I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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