A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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This is not a joke

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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