There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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