Knock, Knock The door's open

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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