speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Boom.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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