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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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