- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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