- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

women's rights

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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