- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How do you make a car? You build it.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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