- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

say it ten times fast: oh

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