- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.