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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

L's I's that took Viagra.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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