How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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