- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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