- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

My name is Harry.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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