Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

This joke is funny

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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