- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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