What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Get some flipping new jokes people

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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