Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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You have friends

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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