- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

8--------------------- penis

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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