- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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