What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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