Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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