- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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