Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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