Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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