What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

batman has diarrhea

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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