Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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sfdg

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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