What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Face Hunter is scum

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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