- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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