- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

mental kid

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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