once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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