What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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NEVER

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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