Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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