Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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