Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

knock knock no ones home

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

That is so fetch

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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