What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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