- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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