Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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