- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Feminism.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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