- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

"...."-Hellen Keller

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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