What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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your life

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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I have a gay camel

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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