- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

scientology.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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