- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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