What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Penis.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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