Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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