Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Sammi suck kyles chode

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Joke

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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