What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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