what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How do you make a car? You build it.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

gay pom...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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