- Anti Joke

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!