What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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canadians

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Yo mama so fat.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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