- Anti Joke

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.