- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

black chicken. kfc

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

gabbi nunez ;)

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Donald Trump

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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