- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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