Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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