- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A Chinese man fails a math test

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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