a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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