what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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I'm Jewish

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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eden stop

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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