Barack Obama.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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