I'm a champion. I do what I want.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

rocky is here again.......................

Poop swing

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

THE GAME.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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