- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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