Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Knock knock

whats worse than jonny james obviously

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

robin, get in the car.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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