- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

An Asian man fails a math test

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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