- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

belly button

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

womens rights

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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