- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Oh s***

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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