- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

women's rights

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

So does Blake

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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