- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

7+5=12

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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