- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

He--Hey guys