where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Barack Obama

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

im gey

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Ben Corbishley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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